Whining about my phone.

i think this may be the absolute WORST cellular device i have ever had the misfortune to own.

Okay, there are a few good features, like being able to type long ass texts without having top open a new text message, and five alarms in the alarm menu, but that is literally it.

This thing does not even have bluetooth, like what is that? From where did this phone fall out of the rift in space and time? Fucking 1947? Did it hit someone on the head on the way out and kill them dead? Because that is what this thing is. i could probably wire it to be a grenade if i knew how to do such things, but i have no pictures, no sounds, and no sharing capabilities.
It’s like being on tumblr but ONLY being able to see or share text posts.

cell phone phone tumblr dinosaur stone age ancient times this phone sucks wow

i don’t think i fell asleep till after 4 in the morning, and now i’m up at like 9:30…whatever, 5 hours is enough sleep XD



christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."

(via possibilities-and-probabilities)




Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things

"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."

Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh


(via possibilities-and-probabilities)

"I’ll give you countless amounts of outright acceptance if you want it
I will give you encouragement to choose the path that you want if you need it
You can speak of anger and doubts your fears and freak outs and I’ll hold it
You can share your so-called shame filled accounts of times in your life and I won’t judge it."
- from “You Owe Me Nothing In Return” by Alanis Morissette

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